Naked Ernie all the talk at water coolerANDREW HORNERY
May 8, 2010
When golden girls get brassy
IN
THE fickle world of television stardom, nowhere is the pecking order of
celebrity played out better than at the Logies. For those at the top,
such as Packed to the Rafters gold Logie nominee Rebecca Gibney, life
could not be sweeter.
For Gibney last Sunday's Logies night was
all about months of planning by publicists and assistants working
feverishly to make sure their network's ''trophy girl'' was at her best.
Gibney
had the designer gown custom made. She had an army of hairdressers,
make-up artists and stylists descend before her red carpet ''reveal''.
She was chauffeured around Melbourne. She was installed on the most
prominent table in Crown Casino's vast Palladium ballroom with perfect
camera access.
Under the lighting her golden locks glowed,
enough to make Channel Nine's Eddie McGuire squint. Or was he simply
reacting to the realisation that just a few years ago it was he who was
sitting at the ''captain's table''?
Gibney shone with the
confidence of knowing that she is now part of a hit show watched by
nearly 2 million people a week and is feted by TV's ''cool club'', with
Jamie Durie and Jennifer Hawkins buzzing nearby.
In the shadows
it was a different affair for Logies veteran Denise ''Ding Dong''
Drysdale and her co-stars on the chat show The Circle.
On a
table near the toilets exit, Ding Dong was still sparkling, albeit in
an off-the-rack Logies outfit. Her show is watched by about 60,000
people on Ten, about a third of Seven's The Morning Show. Drysdale was
putting on her sunniest face as chatter around the room suggested The
Circle's precarious future was due more to infomercials than it was to
ratings. Even Brynne ''Mrs Geoffrey Edelsten'' Gordon, who appeared to
have come dressed as a Las Vegas troll doll, was getting more attention.
Not so long ago two-time Logie winner Drysdale would have given Gibney a run for her money.
Putting
in a Logie-worthy effort at the after-parties was Maria Venuti. She
leapt into the lens of any camera available, twirling for PS outside
the Palladium. It was as if NASA had wrapped Venuti in a giant stellar
organza furball that crash-landed, dumping the Goddess of Gladesville
into the casino.
Among the party crowd it was clear the Seven
and Ten networks were in a celebratory mood. Not so inside the
half-empty Channel Nine after party, which was more like a wake. Nine's
sole Logie for The Footy Show was not enough to lift spirits, which was
probably why its chief publicist was busy booting out journalists who
dared to stay past the 12.30am curfew.
Kerri-Anne Kennerley was
busy too, fending off photo and dance requests from people she had
never met. She would have been safer with a gossip columnist.
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